Think The Office and Parks and Recreation are the greatest television shows ever? Worship at the feet of Jon Stewart and Tina Fey? Want to read a self-help book that is actually funny? If so, No, You Can't is for you.Author Dave Dunseath says No, You Can't is for those who were invited to life's big banquet and ended up working at the drive-thru. An excellent gift book and a first-rate humor book, No, You Can't also offers such crumbs of wisdom as:• Hope is a crutch. Crutches are only good for getting two things: awesome parking at the mall and sympathy dates. Otherwise, they will just slow you down.• You can't be a failure when you have no hope of winning.• Whoever said nothing is easy has never tried quitting.
Delivery to the UK is FREE if you spend over £10.
See below for more information or go through the checkout process for more options.
Time From Placing Of Order To Dispatch
Assuming your ordered items are in stock we will aim for your order to leave our warehouse within 1-2 working days of your order being placed.
Time From Dispatch To Receipt
The time between your order being dispatched and you receiving it will depend upon the services of Royal Mail and the delivery option you select. If you select Next Working Day Delivery you will receive an email confirming the items' dispatch and that they will be received the day after (please ensure that someone is at the delivery address to receive Courier deliveries).
Cost Of Delivery
When you place an order you can select the type of delivery that best suits your needs.
Standard Delivery (2nd Class post) under £10 = £2.75
Standard Delivery (2nd Class post) = FREE over £10
1st Class UK Delivery - Order Value between £0.00 - £19.99 = £4.00
1st Class UK Delivery - Order Value between £20.00 - £49.99 = £6.00
1st Class UK Recorded Delivery = £7.99
Special UK Delivery: £8.99
Next Working Day Courier UK Delivery (for items in stock and ordered by 1pm) (2 Day Service for NI): £7.99
European Shipping Rate 1: £0.00 - £20.00 = £7
European Shipping Rate 2: £20.01 - £40.00 = £9
European Shipping Rate 3: £40.01 - £60.00 = £12
European Shipping Rate 4: £60.01+ = £20
Outside Europe Delivery - Order Value between £0.00 - £10.00 = £12
Outside Europe Delivery - Order Value between £10.01 - £50.00 = £20
Outside Europe Delivery - Order Value between £50.01+ = £35.00
Australia & New Zealand:
Order Value between £0.00 - £10.00 = £19
Order Value between £10.01 - £20.00 = £29
Order Value between £20.01 - £30.00 = £39
Order Value between £30.01 - £40.00 = £49
Order Value between £40.01 - £50.00 = £59
Orders over £50 not accepted online currently. Contact us for accurate postage costs.
European and Rest of World Deliveries
Please note that we are still shipping to the EU and the rest of the world but due to Brexit there maybe delays and customs charges in the country of your delivery. Unfortunately this is outside of our control.
Checking The Progress Of Your Order
You will be sent an email informing you when your order has been dispatched. In addition to this you can follow the progress of each item you have ordered by checking your account details (login and click on ‘My Account’ on the top right of the screen).
National Holidays, Christmas & New Year Ordering
Our warehouse and offices will be closed on national holidays. Orders placed during these times will be processed upon commencement of business.
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